So yeah, Yukyhime is reporting after a 'wtf' day. Im gonna make it on a different style cause I feel like to, feel free to read it or not.

"Dear diary:

Today my grandma found me smoking outside my house and she made a big escene about it that finish on the words "You are gonna miss me when I am gone and you will feel sorry about it, but it will be too late cause I will be to far for you to say 'Im sorry'!"

wich leave me with this: grandma see a LOT of soap operas and its bad to keep smoking while you are watching a drama escene... you cant laugh and smoke at the same time! So after seeing I couldnt finish my cigar I decided to go early to my school for two things:

1) I didnt felt like waiting 1 hour for my mom to come, pick me up, give me a lecture and then leave me at my school if I could use the bus and be there whit out a headache.

2) I wanted another cigar!

Before I leave my house I called my friend Rene so he could text my mom telling her where am I so she wont worry... and tell him the fragment of soap opera I lived on my home again so we could laugh a little. So I did that and then I made Judas go with me (What? It will be like a suicide if I go alone on a MEXICAN bus!). We were traveling and joking and my cell phone rang, so I picked up and who was it? Mom.

After a 3 minute long talk I told her that my grandma will leave the house. Her reaction?

"Really?!She will?!Oh god!!" with an 'THANKS GOD' tone!

So I cut the call and had the biggest expression of "WTFH WAS THAT?!" that made Judas laugh. I went to school, record few things for the show we are making (can you imagine a MIME telling the story of a guy that commited suicide?! Cause I do and it's so f*cking funny!) then Judas and I went to the mall to eat sushi (yay!), my mom called to know were she would pick me up, I said good bye to Judas and went to my mom's car just to have a conversation about how we can use my grandma's room after she's out of the house.

Right now I have another "wtf" expression while I am writting this... So, bye bye diary!"

After analyzing this, I came up with few conclusions:

1) SOAP OPERAS ARE BAD FOR OLD PEOPLE!It make them act like the people that are acting in there!

2) It's REALLY bad for my lungs to keep smoking while you are watching a living soap opera. I didnt knew if I shoul laugh or not!

3) Victor is damn funny on his mime act!!

4) It's OBVIOUS that no one wants my grandma. Who would want an hipocondriac woman that cant see you having male friends cause she will say you're a maneater?! NO ONE!

And the final one!

My humor is a way better!So... NEW CHAPTER OF UKE CLUB!.

So that's it. Take care and all that, bye bye!